Well I got to go to the Temple and worship (while secretly not paying attention and chatting with all my friends) so i'll talk to you later.
10/03/2008
Interesting Information
Today, me and my beautiful and slightly annoying wife Sapphira, were walking around the synagogue for no apparent reason worshiping God because were amazing christians when my buddy Barnabas came and like sold all his stuff and gave it all to his church. I was like "Why did you do that?" He was like God called me to sell all my stuff and give it away to the church. As he said this All the christians surrounded him and praised him. But for some reason that i cannot comprehend he was modest about it and didn't take the praise. If I was in his position i would totally take all the credit. So i was like why didn't you take the credit and he replied that God deserved it because he had given it to me. I was dumbfounded by his stupidity. If i was in his shoes I would of taken all the credit because I'm such a good christian.
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