Ananias Fatal Mistake

A tragic accident has happened and I am here to report it to you. I was looking through his stuff after the event and found his blog so i decided to write one last post. 

Two days ago Ananias lied about how much he gave to the church and it costed him his life. When Peter realized that Ananias had kept some money for himself he was outraged. He yelled, "Ananias, how is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit and have kept for yourself some of the money you received for the land? Didn't it belong to you before it was sold? And after it was sold, wasn't the money at your disposal? What made you think of doing such a thing? You have not lied to me but to God." Ananias was then struck down and died. His wife Sapphira came in soon after but was struck down too since she had some knowledge in it. 

Since this is Ananias blog I won't show any opinion on to what happened so I guess thats it and if you liked Ananias I'm sorry for what happened. 

The Big Day!

Today is my big day!! This is the day I will make christian history. Peter will be here in a few short hours and then I will present him with SOME of the money I got for selling all my stuff. Little will he know I have left some for myself and I will have the praise I crave. Today will be a great day. I'll tape it so you can see my brilliance and after I will re-post saying what happened.

I am so excited!

My GREAT IDEA!

Well i was thinking at the apostles speech today because they were probably talking about something I didn't really care about and I came up with a great idea to up my status with the other christians. You know how in my last post i told you about how Barnabas sold his house and gave all the money to church and got all praised and crap WELL i thought i could do just that BUT thats a lot to give up. Here is where my extreme brilliance sets in. I thought i could sell everything and PRETEND to give it all but just give a portion of it and SAY i gave it all to them. Then I will praised and praised for being such a good christian...

Wow I'm Smart. 

Interesting Information

Today, me and my beautiful and slightly annoying wife Sapphira, were walking around the synagogue for no apparent reason worshiping God because were amazing christians when my buddy Barnabas came and like sold all his stuff and gave it all to his church. I was like "Why did you do that?" He was like God called me to sell all my stuff and give it away to the church. As he said this All the christians surrounded him and praised him. But for some reason that i cannot comprehend he was modest about it and didn't take the praise. If  I was in his position i would totally take all the credit. So i was like why didn't you take the credit and he replied that God deserved it because he had given it to me. I was dumbfounded by his stupidity. If i was in his shoes I would of taken all the credit because I'm such a good christian.

Well I got to go to the Temple and worship (while secretly not paying attention and chatting with all my friends) so i'll talk to you later. 

My Spiritual Faith

Hey welcome to my blog. My name is Ananias and I am such a strong christian the devil trembles in my path. I believe that Jesus Christ died for my sins because I'm such a good man. I meet with other christians all the time and am the best bread-breaker out of all of them. Sure I don't pay one-hundred percent attention to what the apostles have to say but does anybody really do that? I want to show the world i can be the best christian i can be; Better then all the apostles because I'm the best person in the whole wide world and i plan to show it through my spiritual faith. GO ME!